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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 28, 2010 6:29:25 GMT
Superman jumped infront of it
how did you survive living in a box for a week?
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Post by dakota on Jun 29, 2010 7:38:18 GMT
had plenty of airholes punched in it and ppl dropped in food thinking it was akitten seeing I was purring so loud.
How did you invent the jam filled donut ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 29, 2010 8:04:45 GMT
Ran out of cream so I put something random inside.
How did you become rich and famous?
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Post by dakota on Jun 29, 2010 9:53:38 GMT
I invented triple ply soft toilet paper.
How did you get that fly stuck tight to your tongue?
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Post by Genie on Jun 29, 2010 20:36:54 GMT
you stuck in it in with glue
how did you invent gae cheese?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 29, 2010 21:06:16 GMT
Gae gave me a secret ingredient, so I called it Gae cheese.
How did you figure out what the secret ingredient was?
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Post by dakota on Jun 30, 2010 0:21:49 GMT
Tickled your feet and you spilled the beans real quick.
How did you climb that mountain on your hands ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 30, 2010 0:53:23 GMT
I had to build up a lot of muscle in my arms
How did you know that guy was a spy?
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Post by dakota on Jun 30, 2010 9:26:04 GMT
When he opened his trenchcoat there was a sign hanging there 'Surprise..I'm A Spy'
How did your skin become half black and half white ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 30, 2010 10:35:34 GMT
Someone threw paint at me
How did you jump through the window without breaking it?
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Post by dakota on Jun 30, 2010 10:42:56 GMT
Opened it up first
How did you get one green eye and one blue eye ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 30, 2010 11:30:01 GMT
Coloured contacts
How did you lose your eye?
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Post by dakota on Jun 30, 2010 11:38:58 GMT
Got it poked while looking thru a keyhole.
How did you get tar and feathered ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 1, 2010 1:45:47 GMT
I travelled back in time to 1774 and did some things in Europe I shouldn't have.
How did you rescue me?
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Post by kitkat on Jul 1, 2010 5:25:52 GMT
Borrowed Doctor Who's tardis and time travelled to get you
How did you get all those ants to follow you up the drainpipe?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 1, 2010 5:41:44 GMT
I told them their ant hill was up there
How did you skip through the commercials?
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Post by dakota on Jul 1, 2010 7:12:39 GMT
Pointed my harry Potter Wand at the tv and zap..ultra fast forward
How did you loose all the elastic out of your nickers ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 1, 2010 18:38:48 GMT
They were getting a little small, so I tried to stretch them, but ruined the elastic.
How did you cover the road in ice?
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Post by dakota on Jul 1, 2010 22:51:44 GMT
The knob on my portable air conditioning unit got stuck on full as it was beside me while I was waiting for the bus.
How did you become the monkey in Aladdin ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 0:11:42 GMT
The Genie turned me into one
How did you get me into Aladdin?
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master of magic
