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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 25, 2010 22:46:24 GMT
I've been on a lot of amusement park rides
How did you fly around the world wihout needing to stop for gas?
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Post by Kirsui on Jun 25, 2010 23:14:35 GMT
I used solar power.
How did you escape the world's most effectively guarded prison?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 26, 2010 5:43:41 GMT
The inmates started a riot and I snuck out.
How did you stop the riot?
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Post by dakota on Jun 26, 2010 5:54:54 GMT
Told them they could all have free tim tams.
How did you shed all your skin and keep running?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 26, 2010 6:15:01 GMT
I used a lot of bandaids
How did you get photographic memory?
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Post by dakota on Jun 26, 2010 6:24:03 GMT
Studied under Mr Kodak
How did you fit that mobile thru your belly button?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 26, 2010 6:41:13 GMT
I got a belly button piercing and made it wider.
How did you make a country sink under water?
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Post by S L A S H on Jun 26, 2010 18:34:34 GMT
I'm a demigod and I've got good connections with bearded men above... you know Atlantis? that was my job too.,
how could you take a look in the place where the universe had no time to expand there yet?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 26, 2010 21:38:58 GMT
I had to go to another dimension
How did you tell the time with a sundial watch at night?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 27, 2010 1:21:41 GMT
had awesome solar lighting in place
How did you get four feet and fifty toes ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 27, 2010 1:38:35 GMT
I jumped into toxic waste.
How did you win the fight?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 27, 2010 3:57:43 GMT
Just smiled and said thankyou.
How did you get inside my taco ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 27, 2010 5:08:20 GMT
When you looked away I jumped inside.
How did you know I was in there?
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Post by dakota on Jun 27, 2010 7:23:00 GMT
had this intense flavour of maple syrup.
How did you get to sing with Celine Dion in Las Vegas ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 27, 2010 10:23:39 GMT
We're both Canadian, so they decided to let me.
How did you get in when tickets were sold out?
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Post by dakota on Jun 27, 2010 11:42:58 GMT
I found some in an old xmas cracker
How did you become the 13th egg in a dozen?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 27, 2010 17:36:57 GMT
There are only 12, it was just an illusion
How did you fall for that trick?
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Post by dakota on Jun 27, 2010 21:25:31 GMT
had one too many slurpees
How did you invent the slurpee ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 27, 2010 21:58:33 GMT
I got some snow, put it in a cup, then poured in soda
How did you invent soda?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 28, 2010 1:34:27 GMT
burped in my water and saw lots of bubbles, then marketed it.
How did you stop that roller coaster coming towards you at a 1000miles an hour?
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