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Post by Lyonize on Jul 2, 2010 0:12:15 GMT
When the monkey turned into the elephant, it started a chain reaction. An elephant turned into a horse, a horse turned into a wolf, a wolf turned into a dog, a dog turned into a human, and a human (me) turned into a monkey with a hat and a vest.
How did you get your feet stuck in the cement?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 1:34:53 GMT
I stepped in it and couldn't get out
How did you get the job?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 9:50:55 GMT
handed them a bundle of money and winked.
How did you end up in solitary confinement ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 9:58:07 GMT
Did some pretty horrible things.
How did you bust me out of a high security prison?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 10:05:02 GMT
Threw smarties all over fence and yelled out 'its a lolly scramble', walked in and walked out with you.
how did you fit inside my handbag ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 10:14:52 GMT
I'm very flexible
How did you stay asleep during an earth quake?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 10:20:29 GMT
Was watching re-runs of sex and the city and so boring , sent me to sleep
How did you make that earthquake?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 10:28:25 GMT
Was blasting my metal too loud
how did you perform brain surgery without any knowledge as to how?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 10:31:28 GMT
had a great set of medical books beside me.
How did you turn yourself inside out?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 10:37:28 GMT
grabbed my tonge and pulled really hard
how did you dodge the car that was coming at you?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 10:40:10 GMT
Remember had borrowed supermans tights, and they still had plenty of elastic in them
How did you do the splits without breaking anything ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 10:53:03 GMT
the same way i fit into your handbag
how did you sneak a gun through airport security?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 10:55:15 GMT
Was hidden inside my huge fleshy
How did you hang on the tip of the concorde while travelling between usa and france?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 11:03:24 GMT
super glued my hands to it
how did you stop the plane in mid air?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 11:06:10 GMT
it hit a huge invisible spider web and bam..
How did you stop the injector seat from injecting ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 11:18:21 GMT
I taped it down before we left.
How did you shoot down a plane by just throwing a rock at it?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 11:21:42 GMT
I had perfect aim and it went straight into the engine and again..BAM =)
How did you become a wolf ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 11:32:05 GMT
I stole the ability from link
How did you know i was the wolf?
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Post by dakota on Jul 2, 2010 11:35:57 GMT
was a guess between you hadn't shaved for 10 years or a wolf with all that long fur
How did you squeeze juice from those oranges without touching them?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 2, 2010 11:43:44 GMT
someone else did it for me.
How did you crash the wedding?
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