nursery rhymes gone mad :P

[Genie]

ok i thought i'd corrupt nursery rhymes ;D

Jack be humble,
Jack be fit,
Jack tumble over
The firestick

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(theres apparently 4 verses to jack and jill)

Jack and Jill went up the tree
To stare at neighbours free
Jack fell down and broke his bum,
And Jill came tumbling onto his tum.

Mary Jane was out in a knock
And saw what others could't
She called for Nell to ring the doc
Cause Jack and Jill were doing what they should't.

Jill came in and she did grin
Like a light bulb of sin;
Mother mad did she beat jack
For putting Jill in the sack.

Now Jill did laugh and Jack did cry
But his tears were quite fake
Then Jill was in dismay
At Jack eating the cake.

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Baa, baa, pink sheep,
Have you any candyfloss?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three sticks stuck to the moss.
One for the sister,
One for the mommy,
And one for the whining little boy
Who is a right painy

[dakota]

What about Mary had a little lamb =)

[Genie]

as requested

Mary had a little lamb
all plump and soft
every where mary went
she thought of that future cloth

he followed her one day
that was in may
lamb chops was served that night
with a jumper for the twilight

[kitkat]

Little Boy Blue ?

[Genie]

kittykats one

Little Boy Blue why are you in the barn,
The horses are dancing, the pigs will come to harm.
But where is the farmer to do his job?
He's off with a girl eating a cob.
Boy will you go too?
No cause you will boo!

[Naki]

Mary had a little lamb,
And stuck it to a pylon,
1000 volts went up it's bum,
And now it's wool is Nylon.

[dakota]

lol.. you guys are very witty.

[Naki]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.

[blaqknoise]

nice Naki, I like that one. ;D

[kitkat]

haha, so do I actually

[Kirsui]

You two aren't the only ones. XD Awesome rhyming there.