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Post by dakota on May 21, 2010 9:24:14 GMT
Blew it up, and dragged you out, rolled you on the grass to put out the smoke , but alas you now have black emo hair =)
How did you become president of USA ?
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Post by Kirsui on May 21, 2010 9:32:13 GMT
(lol dakota xD) I had a mask made for me so that I look exactly like him. I then recorded some speech of his and use that to deceive the people!  How did you know I became the president? |
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Post by dakota on May 21, 2010 9:57:05 GMT
You started telling lies everywhere, kissing babies, and making promises you couldn't keep and painted your house white, and told everyone to call you Bam Bam Obama .=)
How did you invent the telescope ?
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Post by Genie on May 21, 2010 11:01:00 GMT
a freak accident created it, blew up my lab and there is was..
how did you time travel into the past?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 21, 2010 23:57:34 GMT
I had a time machine sitting around in that lab of mine
how did you know that i was from the future?
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Post by kitkat on May 22, 2010 0:56:17 GMT
the eyeballs hanging from your ear lobes gave it away.
How did you exchange your teeth for sharks teeth ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 22, 2010 1:28:20 GMT
I asked if we could trade for a while
how did you perform that surgery without any experience?
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Post by dakota on May 22, 2010 4:33:11 GMT
I googled =)
How did you get A's in all your exams for past 5 years ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 22, 2010 4:33:55 GMT
I cheated off the smart kids
how did you stay awake for a whole week?
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Post by dakota on May 22, 2010 4:38:50 GMT
Listened to finnish heavy metal =)
How did you get to the ground safely jumping out of a helicopter ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 22, 2010 4:46:17 GMT
I landed on a trampoline in someones backyard
How did you get me into the helicopter?
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Post by dakota on May 22, 2010 5:05:01 GMT
Handcuffed you, stuffed you bit by bit into a canon.. lit the fuse..pow.. shot you out so fast you didn't have time to scream 'mummy'.. and there you were in the helicopter =)
How did you get that free ride inside the turtle shell ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 22, 2010 5:26:31 GMT
I have lots of friends
How did you defeat superman?
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Post by dakota on May 22, 2010 5:32:36 GMT
Took away his classy tights.
How did you become Superman ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 22, 2010 6:18:56 GMT
I took his cape
how did you become the richest person in the world?
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Post by kitkat on May 23, 2010 0:19:07 GMT
had my own money printing machine in my room
How did you get feathers on your arms ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 23, 2010 3:27:01 GMT
I had a fight with a chicken
how did you sneak into the building?
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Post by dakota on May 23, 2010 9:17:07 GMT
Threw the guard timtams, and when he on his hands and knees eating them and crumbs, I just walked on past, straight inside the building.
How did you find the corner in a round room ?
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Post by Kirsui on May 23, 2010 10:26:00 GMT
I found out the room had flexible walls, thus allowing me to create a corner to the round room.
How did you save that cat from the tree?
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Post by dakota on May 23, 2010 11:39:11 GMT
Got my slug gun, shot cat in butt, caught it when it fell out of tree.. there all saved.
How did you get to be the cats tail ?
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master of magic
