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Post by Kirsui on May 23, 2010 14:50:39 GMT
When you shot the cat to the butt its tail came off. Someone had to replace the tail.
How did you escape the pack of hunting dogs that were chasing you?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 23, 2010 17:36:40 GMT
I shot them.... <_< >_> What? It was me or them...
How did you travel around the world in just 1 day?
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Post by Kirsui on May 23, 2010 19:33:58 GMT
I held out one of those miniature globe map thing, and walked around it.
How did you get those neat photos out of Mars?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 23, 2010 19:46:04 GMT
I work for NASA
How did you get to space without a space ship?
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Post by kitkat on May 23, 2010 21:12:20 GMT
Ate too many baked beans
How did you get stuck on top of that pyramid?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 23, 2010 21:28:11 GMT
My teleporting machine glitched out
How did you cheat death?
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Post by dakota on May 23, 2010 22:53:09 GMT
Looked it in the eye and laughed.
How did you get out of buried underground ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 23, 2010 23:05:47 GMT
houdini taught me
How did you get me there without me noticing?
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Post by dakota on May 24, 2010 2:04:54 GMT
slipped some nodeaze into your milk and johnny walker, got a wheelbarrow and tipped you in..easy as.
How did you get into those tight gold spandex leggings ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 24, 2010 2:22:30 GMT
I'm an 80's hair metal guitarist
How did you learn kung fu?
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Post by dakota on May 24, 2010 2:25:47 GMT
Jackie Chan is my father.
How did you get that black eye ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 24, 2010 2:44:35 GMT
I was playing tennis and the ball hit me.
How did you make lasers come out of your finger tips?
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Post by Kirsui on May 24, 2010 16:19:13 GMT
(nice avatar, Blaq  ) I had a surgery and they planted laser blasters on each of my finger tips. How did you destroy the Death Star? |
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Post by blaqknoise on May 24, 2010 17:38:40 GMT
(Thanks ;D)
I stole a nuke from the united states and shot it at it.
How did you you capture the most wanted criminal in the world?
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Post by Kirsui on May 24, 2010 17:40:33 GMT
I asked them out for a date, and gave him the police station's address. How did you learn to play the guitar better than the best guitar player in the whole world? |
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Post by blaqknoise on May 24, 2010 17:43:42 GMT
I took the guitar part of his brain and put in it mine.
How did you become a jedi?
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Post by Kirsui on May 24, 2010 17:46:11 GMT
I ran to this green fellow with long, pointy ears and he said "Strong is the Force in this one."
How did you become a sith?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 24, 2010 17:47:41 GMT
I killed all the jedi
how did you find the burried treasure?
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Post by Kirsui on May 24, 2010 17:50:28 GMT
(^ Did you kill me too?  ) I gave the pirate lots and lots of rum, and pretended to drink as well, until he generously told me where the treasure was before he passed out. How did you revive that dinosaur? |
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Post by blaqknoise on May 24, 2010 17:51:55 GMT
(No, I gave you a chance to join the dark side ) I gave it CPR How did you find the dinosaur? |
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