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Post by dakota on Sept 18, 2010 9:36:53 GMT
Was a nice stuffed plushie lion which just purred
How did you become the fairy on top of my Christmas tree?
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Post by Kirsui on Sept 18, 2010 11:42:20 GMT
Someone glued wings on my back.
How did you untangle that kitten from the ball of string?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 19, 2010 18:11:56 GMT
I cut it free
How did you sneak weapons through airport security?
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Post by kitkat on Sept 22, 2010 5:12:19 GMT
had lead lined pants
How did you pass your drivers licence at 5 years old ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 22, 2010 20:43:59 GMT
I was born feb. 29th, so I only had a birthday every 4 years.
How did you learn to grant wishes?
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Post by kitkat on Sept 23, 2010 0:57:27 GMT
Bahaha - I'm Genies love child
How did you ride the rapids in Niagera Falls
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 23, 2010 3:24:26 GMT
I was on a boat thats impossible to flip over.
How did you become so rich?
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Post by dakota on Sept 23, 2010 7:19:04 GMT
Had a special key to the vaticans vaults
How did you become a priest?
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Post by Genie on Sept 23, 2010 10:48:58 GMT
Bahaha - I'm Genies love child slaps your bum for giving away family secrets ;D lol ^ i was to holy to be anything less how did you become a book? |
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 24, 2010 4:51:36 GMT
It was a biography on me.
How did you not burn when set on fire?
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Post by dakota on Sept 24, 2010 6:57:05 GMT
Was covered in vaseline
How did you catch a mountain lion with your bare hands?
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Post by Genie on Sept 24, 2010 10:36:56 GMT
i was practicing being one with nature and it never saw me coming...
how did you become worshipped?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 24, 2010 23:19:55 GMT
I told everyone I would give them some money if they bowed down.
How did you win a three legged race by yourself?
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Post by kitkat on Sept 25, 2010 1:11:17 GMT
strapped a cricket bat to one of my legs
How did you find the biggest diamond in the world?
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Post by Genie on Sept 25, 2010 17:50:54 GMT
i farted next to a extinct volcana and blew it out of the rock side
how did you know i found the diamond?
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Post by kitkat on Sept 26, 2010 1:16:26 GMT
Was stuck in the top of your head like a lighthouse beacon
How did you get the diamond removed?
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Post by Genie on Sept 26, 2010 23:38:28 GMT
the rocks around it fell apart from my blast and the diamond rolled to my feet
how did you steal my diamond?
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Post by dakota on Sept 27, 2010 3:12:54 GMT
You were too busy staring at that big chested asian anime chick, so just bent down picked it up and put in my pocket .=)
How did you sink to the botom of that vat full of strawberry jelly?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 27, 2010 20:14:29 GMT
It was a big jar, so I just jumped in.
How did you save me once i sunk to the bottom?
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Post by dakota on Sept 27, 2010 21:57:29 GMT
Threw in a fishing line with an extra large hook to grab you with.
How did you feed the world ?
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master of magic
