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Post by Lyonize on Sept 11, 2010 6:11:39 GMT
I Impersonated the superintendent when i called the news channel and told them it was a snow day.
How did you have a dream in a dream in a dream?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 11, 2010 6:22:33 GMT
I was in the inception movie
How did you put me to sleep?
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Post by dakota on Sept 11, 2010 6:24:47 GMT
hit you on head with a rubber hammer
How did you blow a bubblegum bubble the size of 10 watermelons?
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Post by Lyonize on Sept 11, 2010 6:26:16 GMT
with 10 packs of bubble gum.
how did you break the world record for the longest sniper shot?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 11, 2010 6:29:31 GMT
Didn't need to, Canada already owns that record.
How did you become a war hero?
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Post by dakota on Sept 11, 2010 9:26:56 GMT
Kiled all the enemy by feeding them infected marshmellows.
How did you get all those holes in your undies ?
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Post by Kirsui on Sept 11, 2010 15:26:13 GMT
Was careless with scissors.
How did you teach that bunny to eat meat?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 11, 2010 22:27:05 GMT
I told him it was a corrot.
How did you teach the bunny to talk?
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Post by dakota on Sept 12, 2010 6:30:18 GMT
taught him braille
How did you become that camels third hump?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 12, 2010 20:07:14 GMT
I cut a hole for me to get in and closed it up once i was in.
How did you know I was in the camels hump?
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Post by Lyonize on Sept 13, 2010 1:49:18 GMT
Camels dont usually have 3 humps.
How did you get sprayed by that skunk but not smell bad?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 13, 2010 4:30:15 GMT
I used you to block the spray.
How did you beat that giant scorpion?
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Post by kitkat on Sept 13, 2010 6:54:48 GMT
Played it songs on my guitar
How did you win the air guitar championships?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 13, 2010 17:46:28 GMT
I have a natural talent for showmanship
How did you grow those wings on your back?
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Post by Lyonize on Sept 14, 2010 2:07:10 GMT
I'm an angel and they have always been there. i just chose to let you guys see them now.
how did you launch that rocket with no fuel?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 14, 2010 2:38:40 GMT
It was a bottle rocket, it doesn't need fuel
How did you lift a bus?
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Post by kitkat on Sept 14, 2010 5:27:03 GMT
Was one of those blow up ones, very easy
How did you become the worlds best ballet dancer ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 15, 2010 17:54:50 GMT
I killed all the other ones because I couldn't beat them
How did you eat a bunch of junk food without gettng sick?
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Post by kitkat on Sept 16, 2010 1:33:18 GMT
My stomach has 2 halves .one for junk and one for good, so dont get sick
How did you become a live action hero?
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Post by blaqknoise on Sept 16, 2010 2:36:50 GMT
I was in a popular tv show
How did you fight off a lion with your bare hands?
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