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Post by kitkat on Jun 14, 2010 3:35:02 GMT
Bribery
How did you stop that shark eating you?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 14, 2010 3:37:08 GMT
I told him there was a fat kid in the other direction
How did you not get wet on the water ride?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 14, 2010 3:56:48 GMT
Was inside a huge plastic bag
How did you ride that prickly dragon?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 14, 2010 3:58:40 GMT
I put a saddle on it
How did you make a big enough saddle?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 14, 2010 4:02:38 GMT
shrunk the dragon.
How did you stay in the saddle when it was covered in slippery oil?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 14, 2010 4:04:48 GMT
held on tight
how did you catch the dragon?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 14, 2010 4:06:51 GMT
Fed it popcorn that had sleeping tablets in it.
How did you blow up your microwave ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 14, 2010 4:11:50 GMT
I put tin foil in it
how did you buy out mcdonalds?
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Post by dakota on Jun 14, 2010 5:54:46 GMT
(tin foil looks amazing flaming in a microwave)
Took in a dozen hungry rugby teams.
How did you become a model for lingerie?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 14, 2010 18:29:29 GMT
They saw my amazing body and wanted me to wear womens clothing for some reason.
How did you survive on only 1 sandwich for 10 years?
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Post by dakota on Jun 15, 2010 5:40:11 GMT
^ amazing body you say .. hands you waxing strips =)
Was on a special diet, only one crumb allowed per week
How did you loose all your finger and toe nails ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 15, 2010 6:07:08 GMT
I was drunk and thought it would be cool to rip them off.
how did you get them back on?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 15, 2010 6:38:44 GMT
attachd with double sided tape
How did you get to be sealed in that bag of frozen peas?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 15, 2010 17:20:56 GMT
It was nice and cold in there, so I went in and accidentaly fell asleep.
How did you become a slave?
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Post by Kirsui on Jun 15, 2010 17:29:35 GMT
I was dressed as a giant pea in front of the pea factory introducing possible customers the new pea product.
How did you cheat in poker without being caught?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 15, 2010 17:31:58 GMT
I hid it in my sleeve very well
How did you eat a watermelon in one bite?
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Post by Kirsui on Jun 15, 2010 17:36:01 GMT
I had a surgery on my mouth to enable me to eat watermelons whole.
How did you remove the seeds from the watermelon without cutting it open?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 15, 2010 17:44:53 GMT
I grew one that didn't have any
How did you eat a cactus?
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Post by dakota on Jun 15, 2010 23:03:55 GMT
used my flamethrower to cook the outside skin, peeled, diced and chopped in a salad
How did you become staked in the desert ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 15, 2010 23:48:36 GMT
Someone said that there were Finnish metal CDs burried somewhere in the desert.
How did you rescue that guy?
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