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Post by dakota on Jun 12, 2010 3:28:19 GMT
I paid Dr Who a visit, and he had some leftovers in a few testubes.
How did you get your third eye ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 12, 2010 5:16:36 GMT
I stuck my head in the microwave for too long.
How did you chip your tooth?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 12, 2010 7:31:21 GMT
Trying to eat my mothers freshly made scones
How did you become that scone ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 12, 2010 17:33:15 GMT
It was really big and I went inside it.
How did you knock over that building?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 13, 2010 3:53:28 GMT
Jumped to high on my pogo stick
How did you become that eternal flame?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 13, 2010 4:05:58 GMT
I was experimenting with chemicals and some of it got on me. A spark lit it and it wouldn't stop.
How did you put out the enternal flame?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 13, 2010 6:45:51 GMT
got my bottle of fanta, shook it up, took off my thumb and sprayed
How did you shoot that flea out of thesky?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 13, 2010 16:36:34 GMT
I took and M60 machine gun and just sprayed, hoping I would hit it.
How did you plant a tree and have it fully grown within a day?
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Post by Kirsui on Jun 13, 2010 17:13:18 GMT
I used Jack's miraculous beans.
How did you fool the giant up in the sky to not eat you for dinner?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 13, 2010 18:57:13 GMT
I said if he solved my riddle then he could eat me.
How did you kill the giant spider?
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Post by Kirsui on Jun 13, 2010 21:05:09 GMT
I sang that silly spider song kids sing all the time, and the spider dropped dead out of laughter.
How did you turn that big spider into a pile of cotton candy?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 13, 2010 22:19:07 GMT
I threw it in the cotton candy machine.
How did you win the game?
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Post by Kirsui on Jun 13, 2010 22:33:25 GMT
I made everyone else loose the Game.
How did you survive three months in the middle of Death Valley?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 13, 2010 23:01:00 GMT
I had that M60 from before
How did you get me into the middle of Death Valley?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 14, 2010 1:29:58 GMT
Said there was a special ice hockey game with all the top stars, you came running.
How did you fit 100 large marshmellows in your mouth ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 14, 2010 2:20:46 GMT
I squashed them so they were smaller
How did you fit a laptop into your pocket?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 14, 2010 3:17:02 GMT
It was one made for tinkerbell
How did you grow an elephant tusk?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 14, 2010 3:21:55 GMT
I didn't. I glued in on with super glue
how did you eat raw meat without getting sick?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 14, 2010 3:23:15 GMT
have two stomachs.
How did you fit your feet back the front in your Doc martins?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 14, 2010 3:28:44 GMT
I have small feet
How did you get so popular?
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