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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2014 4:04:45 GMT
I guess you can call this a game. Football Dad wouldn't, because it isn't football. Anyway, It's time for  Ask Football DadTroubled? Lonely? Don't know where to turn in life? Just ask Football Dad! He'll set you straight, and he does mean straight. Ask him anything you want: Life advice, opinions, mysteries of the universe, he knows it all! |
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Post by S L A S H on Apr 24, 2014 21:18:50 GMT
Who or what is this football dad?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2014 22:11:56 GMT
I'm Football Dad! I'm a real American who loves Jesus and Football and America! I'm here to give you advice on how to be a winner like me, and if you don't like it you're a sissy commie pinko and I'll exercise my second amendment rights right to your face!! However, if you meant that question in a more philosophical than literal way, I can honestly say that despite my years of searching I still don't know exactly who Football Dad is. Can any of us truly say we understand our own inner nature with such profundity?
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Post by dakota on Apr 24, 2014 23:19:10 GMT
^ I think we all have good eyesight, so it's not necessary to type in large bold  and yes you Americans have the right to bear arms and use them.. well good for you. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2014 23:38:00 GMT
Footbal Dad speaks in text as large and as bold as he is! I cant help it if my masculinity intimidates the weak. Now ask my advice so that I may mold you in my superior image!
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Post by kitkat on Apr 25, 2014 0:14:41 GMT
Your masculinity intimidates the weak ? lol Think the head on your picture needs to be way bigger than the body then.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 0:29:30 GMT
My head only appears small because my upper body is so shredded with bulging muscles! I do not understand why those such as you who so clearly envy Football Dad do not seek his advice!!
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Post by kitkat on Apr 25, 2014 1:08:00 GMT
Maybe because I have nothing I need advice about ! Unless you can get me tickets to an Iggy Azalea gig ?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 1:14:04 GMT
Iggy Azalea? Sounds like a pansy to me. The only musician worth listening to is Travis Tritt.
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Post by kitkat on Apr 25, 2014 1:18:52 GMT
Now that is a pansy name  even if he is a country singer. "I've got rice cooking in the microwave" |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 1:24:30 GMT
Rice is for foreigners! Microwave a wholesome, capitalist steak instead.
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Post by kitkat on Apr 25, 2014 1:43:25 GMT
pff, if you love Travis Tritt so much you should have recognised that as a line from one of his hit songs |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 1:47:29 GMT
I can't hear song lyrics. I blew out my eardrums defending freedom for liberal sissies. You're welcome!!
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Post by blaqknoise on Apr 25, 2014 21:47:23 GMT
I suspect that my neighbours may be reds. What should I do?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2014 22:05:14 GMT
Finally, someone who knows how to ask the right questions! YOU know what's important! And what is important is the private affairs of your neighbors!
The first thing to do if you believe your neighbors to be communists or foreigners or even liberals is to butt into their business. If they aren't doing anything wrong, they have nothing to hide! If they don't want you poking around and photographing their garbage, then obviously they're dirty socialists bent on the destruction of America and the subversion of our youth! If you can't uncover anything, it's important to STAY SUSPICIOUS! Remember, suspicion is vigilance against the impure and un-American.
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Post by AuroraFox on Apr 26, 2014 2:45:16 GMT
lol, wut is this Byron? I don't even get this xD
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even if he is a country singer.
