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Post by Genie on Feb 7, 2012 0:36:49 GMT
good news, your itching gets taken for a new dance craze
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Post by kitkat on Feb 7, 2012 1:25:18 GMT
Bad news , you have to pay royalties.
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Post by Kirsui on Feb 7, 2012 15:45:48 GMT
Good news, you remember you've won just the right amount of money in the lotto.
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Post by dakota on Feb 8, 2012 11:49:54 GMT
Bad news, you can't find your winning coupon to claim the money.
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Post by Kirsui on Feb 8, 2012 14:48:45 GMT
Good news, you then realize that you've already claimed the money.
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Post by dakota on Feb 9, 2012 2:35:08 GMT
Bad news, there was a hole in your wallet and as you walk all the money has left a trail.
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Post by Genie on Feb 9, 2012 18:11:06 GMT
good news, your faithful dog has picked it all up following you
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Post by Kirsui on Feb 10, 2012 15:07:59 GMT
Bad news, the money is all covered up in saliva and no one will accept it.
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Post by dakota on Feb 11, 2012 3:16:43 GMT
Good news, you find a credit card in your back pocket and can use that instead.
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Post by Kirsui on Feb 11, 2012 15:04:29 GMT
Bad news, the credit card doesn't work.
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Post by dakota on Feb 12, 2012 4:47:52 GMT
Good news, there's a 24/7 bank right in front of you.
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Post by blaqknoise on Feb 12, 2012 6:21:42 GMT
Bad news, you don't remember any of your credit security information.
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Post by kitkat on Feb 12, 2012 8:19:36 GMT
Good news, you walk in the middle of a robbery and grab a money bag lying on the floor.
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Post by blaqknoise on Feb 12, 2012 23:05:26 GMT
Bad news, cops arrive on the scene and see you grabbing the money.
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Post by dakota on Feb 13, 2012 0:09:37 GMT
Good news, you give them half and you're allowed to go.
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Post by Kirsui on Feb 13, 2012 14:08:23 GMT
Bad news, the burglars catch you and demand you to hand over the money that you stole.
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Post by blaqknoise on Feb 15, 2012 2:21:17 GMT
^ That is hilariously ironic
Good news, You give them some of the money, but you still have some money that you hid away.
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Post by dakota on Feb 15, 2012 8:28:58 GMT
Bad news, Taxman is waiting outside for you demanding you backpay 5 years of tax on illicite dealings.
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Post by kitkat on Feb 18, 2012 1:22:10 GMT
Good news, you jump out the back window where they can't see you.
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Post by Kirsui on Feb 18, 2012 11:29:15 GMT
Bad news, you're now a wanted fugitive.
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