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Post by blaqknoise on Jan 8, 2011 20:16:06 GMT
Good news, they missed you.
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 9, 2011 17:22:17 GMT
Bad news, a lot of tar just hits your head.
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Post by blaqknoise on Jan 10, 2011 3:59:16 GMT
Good news, it was actually molasses.
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 10, 2011 10:28:41 GMT
Bad news, it stinks and threatens to make you faint.
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Post by kitkat on Jan 13, 2011 6:10:31 GMT
Good news, stuffed cotton balls up your nose so you couldn't smell it.
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 13, 2011 7:35:58 GMT
Bad news, you can't breathe now.
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Post by dakota on Jan 13, 2011 9:34:28 GMT
Good news, you have a big mouth and use it.
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 13, 2011 14:18:20 GMT
Bad news, flies fly straight into your mouth when you open it.
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Post by Genie on Jan 15, 2011 15:02:19 GMT
good news, you're part frog
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 16, 2011 12:22:37 GMT
Bad news, there's too many flies for you to swallow.
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Post by blaqknoise on Jan 16, 2011 23:38:19 GMT
Good news, you have a straw you can breathe through, and it will also keep from too many flies getting into your mouth.
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Post by dakota on Jan 17, 2011 7:05:56 GMT
Bad news, a fly got stuck half way up and is now hypoventerlating
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 17, 2011 8:01:44 GMT
good news, a guy suddenly comes in and sprays fly poison all around to kill all the flies so that at least YOU won't suffocate
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Post by dakota on Jan 17, 2011 10:17:22 GMT
bad news, he picked up the wrong can and is accidentially spraying knock out gas.
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 17, 2011 12:26:17 GMT
good news, you're immune to it
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Post by kitkat on Jan 17, 2011 21:09:05 GMT
Bad news, its made your eyes water so bad, you've tripped and fallen down a manhole
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 18, 2011 6:12:26 GMT
Good news, the manhole was actually a rabbit hole and you now find yourself from Wonderland.
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Post by blaqknoise on Jan 18, 2011 22:19:49 GMT
Bad news, you're actually dreaming because you got knocked out when you hit your head while falling into the manhole.
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Post by Kirsui on Jan 19, 2011 8:01:36 GMT
Good news, now that you realized you're dreaming and haven't woken up, you can do what ever you want in your dream!
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Post by dakota on Jan 19, 2011 10:04:57 GMT
Bad news, someone throws a bucket of cold water over you and wakes you up.
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