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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 5:22:34 GMT
The lollipop got small enough for me to slip it off.
How did you get a lollipop that big?
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Post by dakota on Nov 13, 2010 5:23:54 GMT
Special hand made kiwi lollipops.
How did you get rid of the sugar ulcers from your mouth after eating all lollipop?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 5:26:55 GMT
I didn't eat it all, just enough of it to get my tounge off.
How did you finish that slurpee without getting a brain freeze?
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Post by dakota on Nov 13, 2010 5:40:16 GMT
sucked the straw hard and didn't stop for breath, then when empty shook my head hard, works everytime.
How did you get the slurpee machine to sing while pouring out the slurpees?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 5:42:44 GMT
I put a motion sensor inside it, so when the slurpee start pouring out, it triggers the speakers the start playing a recording of someone singing.
How did you know what the winning lotto numbers were?
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Post by dakota on Nov 13, 2010 5:56:45 GMT
The fortune teller at the circus, read her glass ball and told me.
How did you become that fortune teller ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 6:02:57 GMT
I found that I was able to make lots of many by just telling people things they want to hear.
How did you eat uncooked meat without getting sick?
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Post by kitkat on Nov 13, 2010 6:39:10 GMT
I was a big fluffy dog.
How did you ride that dinosaur without falling off?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 7:55:17 GMT
I put a saddle on it.
How did you get a dinosaur?
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Post by dakota on Nov 13, 2010 8:58:36 GMT
had a secret laboratory where I grew DNA from some old bones I found
How did you walk properly when your toenails were 2 foot long?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 9:31:57 GMT
They weren't attached to my foot
How did you make toenails grow two feet long?
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Post by dakota on Nov 13, 2010 9:45:25 GMT
worked on a farm and stood in compost alot and they just grew.
How did you train the rooster on the farm to sing 'mary had a little lamb' ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 9:53:46 GMT
It was actually a parrot
How did you not drop your tray of food when you slipped on the floor?
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Post by dakota on Nov 15, 2010 2:02:52 GMT
I am an acrobat, and used to juggling things with my hands and feet.
How did you become one of snow whites dwarves?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 15, 2010 4:58:42 GMT
I lost my shins in an accident and I'm grumpy about it.
How did you win a running race without any feet?
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Post by dakota on Nov 15, 2010 6:47:52 GMT
Was very clever did a handstand and then ran on my hands
How did you get covered in coconut ?
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Post by Kirsui on Nov 16, 2010 12:45:32 GMT
blew up a coconut factory with c4  how did you clean the area out of coconut waste? |
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Post by dakota on Nov 16, 2010 13:26:08 GMT
Sent a herd of elephants running thru, their feet blew everything away.
How did you ride that elephant backwards yet it still went in the right direction ?
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Post by Kirsui on Nov 16, 2010 16:35:13 GMT
I sat facing the elephant's rear.
How did you tame a rhino?
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Post by dakota on Nov 16, 2010 22:03:00 GMT
Feed him strawberry marshmellows dipped in nutella.
How did you become Darth vader?
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