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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 11, 2010 18:04:30 GMT
^ Poor attempts at humour are often humourous  I just cut the string How did you cancel school for a week? |
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Post by dakota on Oct 11, 2010 21:38:56 GMT
Blew up the school while attempting a new science experiment in the lab.
How did you help blow up the school?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 11, 2010 22:05:10 GMT
Got some C4 off the black market.
How did you bring someone back to life?
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Post by dakota on Oct 11, 2010 22:44:28 GMT
Accidentially jumped on their chest while running from the flames in the science lab
how did you eat 5 apples at once?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 12, 2010 10:29:20 GMT
Stole Hermione's time turner and made 5 copies of myself, then ate an apple at the same time.
How did you become the Emperor from Star Wars?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 12, 2010 19:30:14 GMT
I had special connections
How did you defeat me and bring down the empire?
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Post by dakota on Oct 12, 2010 21:27:53 GMT
Wrapped you in bubblewrap, sticky taped up good and shipped you off to Mongolia
How did you become a rolling stone?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 12, 2010 21:29:33 GMT
They were getting too old and needed a younger guitar player.
How did you rob a bank without anybody knowing it happened?
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Post by dakota on Oct 13, 2010 2:27:30 GMT
hid inside the bank till it was closed, opened up the vault and all there was , was an I.O.U note
How did you run with 4 legs in a 3 legged race ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 13, 2010 3:28:54 GMT
I tied the fourth leg to one of the other 3.
How did you get me 2 extra legs?
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Post by dakota on Oct 13, 2010 3:50:48 GMT
Guy in a wheelchair was about to fit his prosthetics and said I could borrow his two for a substantial payment.
How did you find a substantial payment for him?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 13, 2010 4:19:25 GMT
I got a huge loan from the bank.
How did you escape from the burning building?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 13, 2010 9:24:49 GMT
Used the back door that wasn't being consumed by fire.
How did you put out the fire from that burning building?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 13, 2010 21:01:59 GMT
I called the firemen
How did you catch a bullet?
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Post by kitkat on Oct 14, 2010 2:40:02 GMT
Held up a bulletproof bucket and caught it.
How did you make red creaming soda come out of the firemans hose intead of water ?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 14, 2010 13:02:41 GMT
Swapped the hose from the fire truck to a pump full of red creaming soda while no one was looking.
How did you steal a police car?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 14, 2010 21:47:14 GMT
Opened the door, threw him out, and got in.
How did you invade a country by yourself?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 15, 2010 11:14:50 GMT
I created an army of snowmen!
How did you survive from my army of snowmen when they took over the country for me?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 15, 2010 22:33:21 GMT
I built my own army of snowmen to battle yours
How did you end our war?
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Post by dakota on Oct 16, 2010 0:56:56 GMT
used my flamethrower on you all till you a pile of water at my feet
How did you loose all your eyeborws and eyelashes ?
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