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Post by blaqknoise on May 31, 2010 2:49:22 GMT
It was on a string so it only looked like it was flying
How did you build a fully functional plane out of paperclips?
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Post by dakota on May 31, 2010 2:53:07 GMT
I summoned the Wright Bros back from the dead, gave them an oxy welding set, and put them to work.
How did you steal so many paperclips?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 31, 2010 2:55:31 GMT
I went to a bunch of offices
How did you summon the Wright Brothers from the dead?
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Post by dakota on May 31, 2010 3:00:53 GMT
Borrowed Edward Cullen and his family for a day and set them to work.
How did your belly button get to be 6 inches long?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 31, 2010 3:04:09 GMT
When I was born the doctor I had was on his first day, and he made a couple of mistakes.
How did you get everyone in the world to fear you?
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Post by dakota on May 31, 2010 3:24:04 GMT
Told everyone they could only eat black jelly beans for rest of their life.
How did you get inside that tube of vanilla lipgloss ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 31, 2010 3:41:06 GMT
^ lol xD
I'm a really good contortionist.
How did you know that I was in the tube?
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Post by dakota on May 31, 2010 5:40:43 GMT
putting on my gloss when something hit my lips, spat it out,it hit the mirror and slid down. Pulled out my microscope and put it under the slide.. hey presto was a metal head wearing black, holding a bottle of maple syrup in one hand and canada guide to ice hockey in the other.. twas you.
How did you fly with no wings ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 31, 2010 5:53:54 GMT
^ you forgot to say i was riding a Canadian cougar. or a moose.
I shaved myself like a swimmer and became aerodynamic
how did you find aliens?
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Post by Kirsui on May 31, 2010 9:49:15 GMT
I sprayed a giant text repeating "ALIENS, COME HERE FOR COOKIES AND KITTENS" on top of the Great Wall of China.
How did you get rid of the aliens I summoned?
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Post by dakota on May 31, 2010 21:11:29 GMT
Made them eat all of the left over black jelly beans that had bites out of them.
How did you become the fin of that surfboard ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 31, 2010 23:03:50 GMT
I donated by body to science, so when I died they experiments with my body.
How did you keep all your teeth when a hockey puck hit your mouth?
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Post by dakota on Jun 1, 2010 2:22:02 GMT
they had a thick rubber coating over the enamel, so when puck hit , it bounced straight back off and into winning a goal.
How did you become trapped under the ice , while others playing hockey ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 1, 2010 2:26:50 GMT
I was skating in circles and the ice crack so I fell in. And it was super cold so it froze over as i was trying to get out.
How did you get me out?
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Post by dakota on Jun 1, 2010 2:29:42 GMT
Used my trusty flamethrower to make a hole, got marilyn to stand looking in hole as soon as you saw him, you jumped out so I didn't have to get my hands wet.
How did you get that matrix coat ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 1, 2010 2:43:14 GMT
I went into Bullet-time and stole it.
How did you defeat chuck norris?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 1, 2010 9:38:44 GMT
Got close enought and poked him in eyes with my fingernails
How did you become Paris Hilton ?
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Post by S L A S H on Jun 1, 2010 10:25:51 GMT
My brain feel out of my head through my ear when i tilted my head.
How did you use a pizza to lift up a bus
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Post by Kirsui on Jun 1, 2010 18:39:01 GMT
I dried it until it was harder and stronger than any other material on earth. Then I slid the other end under the bus, balanced the pizza on a steady piece of rock, and simply used the pizza as a lever.
How did you manage to eat that hardened pizza after I had used it to lift the bus?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jun 1, 2010 18:55:59 GMT
I used a dimond cutter and broke it into small pieces
How did you get me a dimond cutter?
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