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Post by Kirsui on May 26, 2010 11:40:17 GMT
I became a security guard in Heathrow. They pay me loads.  How did you catch that green hare? |
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Post by blaqknoise on May 26, 2010 19:23:33 GMT
I magically turned into a wolf a got it.
How did you give me magic powers?
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Post by Kirsui on May 26, 2010 20:06:30 GMT
I made you drink some magic potion I found from a deserted cottage.
How did you help me find that cottage?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 26, 2010 20:42:18 GMT
We're pirates looking for treasure. As we were following the map we came across the cottage.
How did you become the captian?
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Post by kitkat on May 26, 2010 21:35:07 GMT
Slayed all the other pirates
How did you become a spider's 8th leg ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 26, 2010 22:18:30 GMT
I spun the wheel of reincarnation, and it landed on spider leg
How did you know that I was the spider's leg?
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Post by dakota on May 26, 2010 22:32:27 GMT
saw you at the pool, your leg real skinny and so hairy.. could only be a spiders leg
How did you get inside that coke bottle ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 26, 2010 23:14:19 GMT
I'm the coke
How did you save Christmas?
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Post by dakota on May 26, 2010 23:33:38 GMT
shot the grinch
How did you become the christmas fairy on top of the tree ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 27, 2010 0:43:55 GMT
I've been training with tinkerbell
How did you know what the answer was?
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Post by dakota on May 27, 2010 1:58:31 GMT
cause I ate my brain food of banana today.
How did you electrocute yourself and survive ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 27, 2010 2:30:13 GMT
I was wearing rubber shoes
How did you cast that fireball?
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Post by dakota on May 27, 2010 3:29:24 GMT
Ate way too much chilli
How did you loose your left eyeball ?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 27, 2010 3:54:32 GMT
You shot a fireball at it
How did you get a new eye for me?
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Post by S L A S H on May 27, 2010 12:36:26 GMT
Some tramp forgot it in a box he had been sleeping in.
how did you take the news when Darth Vader told you he was your father?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 27, 2010 21:49:21 GMT
Pretty well. Sith's are way cooler than Jedi's anyway.
How did you blow up that planet?
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Post by Kirsui on May 28, 2010 7:10:56 GMT
I poked it with a stick.
how did you make the Earth rotate in the opposite direction?
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Post by S L A S H on May 28, 2010 7:35:40 GMT
I asked Chuck Norris for little help. He kicked it opposite way and it started spinning that way
how did you make the stone cry?
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Post by blaqknoise on May 28, 2010 13:37:34 GMT
I gave it human emotion.
how did you change the weather?
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Post by S L A S H on May 28, 2010 22:27:16 GMT
i farted
How did you make the weather sunny again?
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