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Post by Kirsui on Apr 4, 2011 9:16:02 GMT
The dentist attempting to put them back in my mouth was drunk and mixed my nose with my mouth.
How did you become a penguin?
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Post by kitkat on Apr 5, 2011 5:51:46 GMT
I was really a nun and they mistook me for penguin.
How did you play that violin with your belly button ?
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Post by Genie on Apr 16, 2011 23:04:00 GMT
i have a really talented belly button and it can move
how did your feet become really hairy?
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Post by kitkat on Apr 27, 2011 0:35:09 GMT
Trod in too much monster poo
How did you become the biggest talker and couldn't stop ?
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Post by Genie on Apr 27, 2011 10:54:17 GMT
i was being mind controlled
how did you become so quiet?
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Post by Kirsui on Apr 28, 2011 4:57:17 GMT
My lips were sewn shut.
How did you forget how to write?
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Post by Genie on May 1, 2011 21:57:30 GMT
a memory eating alien stole all the words from my mind
how did you become a small child?
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Post by kitkat on May 6, 2011 0:07:44 GMT
Went to live at Disneyland.
How did you become a bunch of grapes?
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Post by Genie on May 6, 2011 9:45:11 GMT
i drank to much grape juice and became juicy
how did swim in that puddle?
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Post by kitkat on May 8, 2011 23:49:27 GMT
had no bottom on it, so plenty of room.
How did you get in the bottom of that bottle of lemonade seeing it was sealed?
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Post by Genie on May 9, 2011 9:20:56 GMT
i fell in the bottle before it got sealed
how did your hips get smaller than your head?
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Post by kitkat on May 21, 2011 6:24:07 GMT
was squashed in a vice and it pushed all the air upto my head.
How did you become a one man band?
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Post by Genie on May 22, 2011 9:45:33 GMT
i had a disagreement with a mage and got turned into a moving band
how did you end up with your front facing the rear?
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Post by kitkat on May 30, 2011 0:00:26 GMT
Got caught in a twister
How did you find sprinkles all through your bed?
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Post by Genie on May 31, 2011 22:37:04 GMT
i spread ice cream over it and a person licked them up informing me of it
how did you get that cold face?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 3, 2011 4:09:25 GMT
A polar bear sat on it lol
How did you get jelly under your toenails ?
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Post by Genie on Jun 10, 2011 22:22:48 GMT
i decided to bath in it
how did you get stuck in the doorway?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 16, 2011 0:29:40 GMT
Ate too much and blew up like hugeness
How did you get me out?
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Post by Genie on Jun 16, 2011 23:25:55 GMT
i rubbed oil on you and you popped out
how did you suddenly become stick thin?
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Post by kitkat on Jun 17, 2011 3:33:24 GMT
Gave a massive burp and it all came out.
How did you ride a rhinos horn?
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master of magic
