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Post by kitkat on Oct 25, 2010 20:48:49 GMT
turned hands forward on clock
How did you get to be the Wizard Of Oz?
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Post by dakota on Nov 1, 2010 2:01:50 GMT
They took a vote and presented me with the king pooha hat
How did you get those feathers stuck all over your body?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 1, 2010 4:46:36 GMT
Got pushed into a pool of glue and then people threw feathers at me.
How did you make it snow?
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Post by kitkat on Nov 4, 2010 20:42:07 GMT
Borrowed all the snow machines from the skifields and turned them onto full.
How did you become the most successful businessman in the world ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 4, 2010 23:50:59 GMT
I killed Bill Gates and took over Microsoft
How did you end world hunger?
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Post by kitkat on Nov 6, 2010 2:26:41 GMT
made superhuge vats of buttered popcorn and then dropped from a plane everywhere.
How did you come to be floating in my pool when I looked out the window before ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 6, 2010 3:58:51 GMT
I came over for a visit and decided to try out the pool.
How did you have a snowball fight in the desert?
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Post by kitkat on Nov 7, 2010 7:36:11 GMT
The temperature dropped overnight because of the Ozone Layer, and it snowed for 15 min
How did you get the peanut from the middle of a snickers bar without touching it.
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Post by Genie on Nov 7, 2010 22:33:57 GMT
i melted the rest of the bar away
how did you lose a stone of body weight in 1 day?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 8, 2010 4:17:12 GMT
I was running all day
How did you find my lost ipod?
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Post by dakota on Nov 8, 2010 6:35:45 GMT
Got a huge magnet and waved it around your messy bedroom till the ipod flew out and stuck to it.
How did you eat 10 kilos of black jelly beans with out feeling sick ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 8, 2010 22:59:13 GMT
I learned to like black jelly beans
How did you get 10 kilos of black jelly beans?
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Post by dakota on Nov 9, 2010 2:40:12 GMT
Willy wonker gave them to me for winning a chocolate dipping competition.
HOw did you loose that competition ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 9, 2010 23:04:31 GMT
I wasn't as fit as the other competitors
How did you win that competition?
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Post by Genie on Nov 9, 2010 23:37:51 GMT
because i had the eye of the tiger
how did you not learn properly at school?
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Post by dakota on Nov 11, 2010 10:26:55 GMT
Was too busy reading glossy magazines in the back row
How did you keep getting the centrefold spread in those magazines?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 2:23:09 GMT
I was the only one who looked good enough to be in them.
How did you eat a whole buffet by yourself?
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Post by dakota on Nov 13, 2010 5:00:41 GMT
had a large coat on with big empty pockets I kept loading up till table empty.
How did your tongue grow that long ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Nov 13, 2010 5:13:38 GMT
It's Gene Simmons tounge
How did you get Gene Simmons tounge for me?
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Post by dakota on Nov 13, 2010 5:15:40 GMT
Is your own, but got stretched wrapping it around a huge lollipop
How did you eventually unwrap your now stretched tongue?
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master of magic
