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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 16, 2010 0:59:11 GMT
Your flamethrower burnt them off
How did you take the flamethrower away from dakota?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 16, 2010 10:57:32 GMT
Told her paint ball guns are a lot more fun.  How did you dodge all those paint balls? |
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 17, 2010 0:22:44 GMT
She wasn't shooting at me.
How did you watch golf on tv without falling asleep?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 17, 2010 9:31:33 GMT
I turned off the sound and pretended I was the speaker and made up all sorts of hilarious stuff to keep me from falling asleep.
How did you survive the world's most boring lesson without falling asleep?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 17, 2010 19:03:39 GMT
I had my laptop with me.
How did you divide by zero?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 17, 2010 19:30:26 GMT
By failing in maths.
How did you figure out who stole your cookies?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 18, 2010 1:34:54 GMT
I saw crumbs on your shirt.
How did you manage to steal my cookies without me seeing?
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Post by dakota on Oct 18, 2010 1:48:18 GMT
Your head was turned looking at all the tattooed babes walking past
How did you get your muscles so huge?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 18, 2010 2:05:42 GMT
I worked as a labourer during the summer.
how did you eat a whole box of chocolates without getting sick?
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Post by dakota on Oct 18, 2010 2:44:07 GMT
they were really pieces of fruit in disguise
How did you loose your middle finger ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 18, 2010 2:45:34 GMT
I flipped it up too much and it got worn out.
How did you get it back on?
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Post by dakota on Oct 18, 2010 2:53:06 GMT
^ tsk all that flipping
stapled it, and then went over top with liquid cement
How did you get it moving again ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 18, 2010 2:55:43 GMT
I didn't, it just always stays up.
How did you learn every language in the world?
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Post by dakota on Oct 18, 2010 2:59:10 GMT
Had special photographic memory so read all the dictionaries
How did you find yourself at the bottom of a large vat of frozen hokey pokey ice cream ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 18, 2010 3:01:27 GMT
It was mint chocolate chip ice cream, so i ate it all and couldn't get back out.
how did you get me out?
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Post by dakota on Oct 18, 2010 3:19:12 GMT
Filled it up with water, and seeing you had big fat full tummy you floated to the top.
How did you get rid of your fat tummy?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 18, 2010 3:23:15 GMT
Went ice skating
How did you survive a year without food?
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Post by kitkat on Oct 18, 2010 6:54:49 GMT
had special liquid protein to drink
How did you Become friends with Dakota ?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 18, 2010 9:49:04 GMT
Gave her loads and loads of chocolate and cookies.
How did you become a flying, pink elephant?
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Post by Genie on Oct 18, 2010 11:20:09 GMT
i was cursed by a evil elf!
how did you become the most desired person on the planet?
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master of magic
