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Post by dakota on Oct 3, 2010 9:17:58 GMT
Eating all that left over water melon
How did you become the last man on earth ?
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Post by Genie on Oct 3, 2010 9:59:11 GMT
rest of them killed each other over territorial rights
how did you know that i was last man?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 3, 2010 20:39:12 GMT
Saw a long queue of girls and I joined them to see what they were queuing for. xD
How did you shake hands with every people on the Earth without making your hand hurt?
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Post by dakota on Oct 4, 2010 3:34:32 GMT
had special gloves made of bubblewrap just for the occassion.
How did you decide on the worlds best flavour of icecream for willy wonker to make?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 4, 2010 18:00:45 GMT
Made random kids taste them and see what side effects they got.  How did you win archery in the Olympics with no practice at all? |
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Post by kitkat on Oct 4, 2010 21:30:46 GMT
Had the bullseye board picked up and coming running to me and pushed onto the arrow
How did you have 5 bellybuttons ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 4, 2010 21:52:54 GMT
I was attached by 5 umbilical cords
How did you win a gold medal in every olympic event?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 5, 2010 5:09:18 GMT
I cheated.
How did you know I cheated?
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Post by dakota on Oct 5, 2010 5:27:34 GMT
had a big sign on your back 'This Finn cheats'
How did you staple your tongue to that piece of cheese ?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 5, 2010 11:02:00 GMT
Well... you see... I was trying to nom some of it, but the small mousy inside the cheese thought otherwise, and it pulled out its staple gun and stapled my tongue on the cheese! D8
How did you catch that mouse?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 6, 2010 4:26:03 GMT
I stapled it to the floor
How did you touch the sun?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 6, 2010 5:14:23 GMT
I painted one on the wall.
How did you invent the hot air balloon?
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Post by dakota on Oct 6, 2010 5:32:54 GMT
was using a generator to blow up water ballons, got talking and forgot, when I turned around next it was superhuge, thought hmm. can make money here, grabbed a basket and stapled underneath..hey presto.
How did you land said hot air ballon by yourself ?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 6, 2010 5:34:37 GMT
Popped the balloon, gravity took care of the rest. How did you make sure no one died when the balloon "landed"? |
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Post by dakota on Oct 6, 2010 9:08:14 GMT
grabbed a trampline from a child care centre and placed in line of balloon.
How did you become a fireman when you're allergic to water?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 6, 2010 17:19:09 GMT
^ Water allergy is nasty. o.o
Was wearing protective suit every time when in contact with water.
How did you learn to breathe underwater?
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Post by blaqknoise on Oct 6, 2010 19:27:10 GMT
I brought my oxygen tank
How did you bring back the dinosaurs?
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Post by Kirsui on Oct 6, 2010 19:49:56 GMT
Time machine, my friend... Time machine. ;P
How did you learn to drive a Ferrari with a blindfold on your eyes?
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Post by kitkat on Oct 6, 2010 21:24:39 GMT
the steering wheel had GPS in braille on it
How did you dodge the ferraro coming towards you at 200km?
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Post by Genie on Oct 6, 2010 21:34:29 GMT
i blinked and in that instant i was not part of the world as it passed by where i had been
how did you swim the ocean?
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master of magic
