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Post by dakota on Jul 5, 2010 21:23:37 GMT
I sneezed too much and blew the oceans to mars
How did you loose all your toenails ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 5, 2010 21:59:36 GMT
I decided to clip them while I was drunk
How did you kill a lion with your bare hands?
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Post by dakota on Jul 6, 2010 1:26:30 GMT
Waited till it was asleep and put a plastic bag over its head
How did you get inside that avocado?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 6, 2010 3:30:54 GMT
I took out the seed and took its place.
How did you play 3 instruments at the same time?
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Post by kitkat on Jul 6, 2010 9:16:11 GMT
one on each nostril, and one in the mouth
How did you win that Island ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 6, 2010 23:57:51 GMT
I was the first one to find it.
How did you figure out what my secret was?
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Post by dakota on Jul 7, 2010 0:56:57 GMT
feed you muffins and tickled your feet till you confessed.
How did you loose your middle fingers on each hand ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 7, 2010 1:55:17 GMT
I kept showing them to people and they got mad and cut them off.
How did you survive the explosion?
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Post by dakota on Jul 7, 2010 3:44:48 GMT
had plastic bubble wrap wound around me a few times and just bounced
How did you cause the explosion ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 7, 2010 3:47:38 GMT
I had a bunch of C4.
How did you get me all that C4?
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Post by dakota on Jul 7, 2010 3:55:16 GMT
Bought it on Ebay and then stuffed up shirt and smuggled it to you
How did you know what to do with the C4?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 7, 2010 3:56:15 GMT
I watched too many movies with them in it.
How did you rip a phone book with your hands?
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Post by dakota on Jul 7, 2010 4:15:39 GMT
was only one page left in the phone book, and with my ninja skills easy peasy
How did you become a ninja?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 7, 2010 4:18:38 GMT
I was a farmer in Japan
How did you know I was a ninja?
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Post by dakota on Jul 7, 2010 10:13:17 GMT
was that shiny black bandana and that turtle shell on your back gave you away
How did you replace your kneecap when it was hit and fell down to your ankle?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 7, 2010 18:55:51 GMT
I pushed it back up and tightened the tendons
How did you hit my knee that hard?
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Post by dakota on Jul 8, 2010 2:46:31 GMT
Was practising my tennis backhand but picked up a frypan by mistake and wham bam..
How did you hide all that pain and stop from screaming out 'I want my mummy' ?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 8, 2010 3:09:20 GMT
I'm a big boy, i can take pain.
How did you get so flexible?
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Post by dakota on Jul 8, 2010 10:05:39 GMT
All those vanilla jello baths
How did you get that pair of lips tattooed on your shoulder?
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Post by blaqknoise on Jul 8, 2010 11:27:34 GMT
I gave Kat Von D a visit
How did you find life on mars?
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